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August 22, 2006

Art Foolishness Emergency

911
A quick response to an emergency call brought two of our finest to the door.
"WE received a call from a woman stating that a person was tied up in the gallery truck."
Manny the gallery manikin was still in the passenger seat, 'I told you not to scare people" I scolded her, She said nothing.
The officers, not amused! asked That she sit in the back.
She accommodated with a little help from myself
I assured the officers that no foul play was going on and that the manikin was an artist and not a terrorist.
May I suggest glasses for the good Samaritan 911 is for emergency calls not manikin relief.
Kier

Posted by kier at 1:35 AM

August 6, 2006

Mr Cynical

August 2006

Summer is half over and by all accounts tourism is down 30%.
Last year was 30% below the year before.
The year before down from the year before.
Is there a pattern forming here?
According to my calculations, we are all screwed.
The province will adjust by increasing taxes on those of us fortunate to have lasted another year.
Hand in your pocket!
I remember when the word profit existed in my vocabulary, way back,back,back,back!
Pat, this is no longer a viable solution, we have to talk.
Kier


Posted by kier at 12:44 AM